I was traveling to Walton on the bus, to do a small community arts project this morning. The Walton area of Liverpool is absolutely littered with strange folk!I couldn't believe my eyes today when I saw this..... I can't make this shit up!
Neil Keating was born on a council Estate in a faraway land. Neil was one of 14 children who was left to fend for himself, in a town called Plucky! On his 6Th birthday he walked down a dark shady alleyway, where amongst the rubbish he found a board with 4 wheels!! From that day he never looked back! Neil became the greatest Street Luger that Plucky had ever seen! People came from housing estates a hundred yards away just to see him GO! Until..... One Fateful Afternoon, when the sun was low and the steaks were high, Neil decided to make a record attempt!! He was to jump over 13 of his friends with the aid of a ramp!! The crowds were full, the pressure was on!! He began his decent....faster and faster he went, travelling at a break neck speed of 15 mph he hit the ramp! BANG!!SMASH!! He'd veered to the right and hit a lamppost, breaking his nose in 14 places. Neil never rode again.... So, he went off to pursue his other passion, drawing!